An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
As does your offensively repugnant odor.
Friday, September 28, 2007
Thursday, September 27, 2007
Wednesday's Insult, Specially Formulated for a Thursday Audience
You look like you got hit in the face with a shovel. One that was just used to scoop out the horse barn.
Monday, September 24, 2007
Saturday, September 22, 2007
Oooff!
I think you've got a dangling participle there. Yeah--no, just to the left a bit. There you go.
Thursday, September 20, 2007
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
Monday, September 17, 2007
This one's pretty harsh.
Excuse me, shopkeep. If I wanted to pay someone 34 cents per bushel for barley, I'd grow it, harvest it, and sell it to myself at a preposterous rate such as the rate your have posted on that sign there. Also, your mother is a trollop. Good day to you.
Sunday, September 16, 2007
Sunday
Happy 38th Birthday! You smell like a hog farm.
Don't forget to stop by tomorrow for another insult.
Don't forget to stop by tomorrow for another insult.
Saturday, September 15, 2007
The First Insult
Your flat-front khakis seem a bit too flat.
Thanks for stopping by. Be sure to check back tomorrow for another insult.
Thanks for stopping by. Be sure to check back tomorrow for another insult.
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